Never eat Cheetos before 9am. Not even the crunchy kind.
Addendum: If ever in China, do not eat the turkey flavoured Cheetos, regardless of time of day.
You know what? I don’t care what anyone else says:
Garlic should only be smellable when my face is within approximately 40 to 50 centimeters from the plate.
I don’t want to smell it throughout the whole house.